The Staff of the show

SHELDON KAY - Rock & Roll Lawyer® (TM)/Host, half F. Lee Bailey, half Eddie Haskell, all Rock & Roll. This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

DJ SPAG - Producer, "The Director"- Sound Engineer, half of the team that brought burlesque back to Detroit. This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

THE PROFESSOR - Weapon of choice?  The business suit.  Walking encyclopedia of music history, founding member of "The Brain Trust." This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

APRIL "Ms. Know-It-All" JANOWSKI - Associate Producer and part-time baby sister to the Rock & Roll Lawyer.  The only one on the show who knows how to use a day planner. This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

ERIC "Spaghetti" WESTENBERG - Associate Producer and General Associate with the "Lawyers Practicing Law Without a License."  Advisor to The Rock & Roll Lawyer on professional responsibility, or in our case - the lack thereof. This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

COUSIN FRANK - "Give him a Job but Don't Discuss Family Business" - Spiritual Leader, still with us.

"THE DA", JOHN CONKROOT - My second cousin from Kansas. Heads the "Lawyers Practicing Law Without a License" team. In law school his claim to fame was setting the Tax professor on fire, along with the tax code. He models his career after Willie Gingrich, our hero.

LB. PAUL J. - Managing Partner of the "Lawyers Practicing Law Without a License" firm - oddly afraid of the Attorney Grievance Commission...

M.T. EURICH - Managing Partner of "Lawyers Practicing Law Without a License" - strangely UN-afraid of the Attorney Grievance Commission...

P.T. JUNGGERS - Of Counsel with "Lawyers Practicing Law Without a License."  Specializes in retaining clients after the Rock & Roll Lawyer scares them away with an ear splitting Johnny B. Goode riff.

S. AREF - General Associate of "Lawyers Practicing Law Without a License." The only member of the team to have Westlaw® bookmarked on his computer.

BMT - Sports Agent to upcoming stars and General Associate of the "Lawyers Practicing Law Without a License."  Easily the best dressed non-lawyer in town.

LISA MAZUR - Miss PTA, Executive Director, the brains behind the madness. She conducts church confessions in our office. This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

JIM "The Engineer" HENDERSON - The Voice of WPON.  His voice is so smooth that even Barry White gets pissed off.

JIMMY JAMES - The best DJ around. Knows more about rock & roll than my man Whitburn.  Part of the NBT (The New Brain Trust) along with the professor.

MARC, "The Caterer" - He is to the knife & fork what Hendrix was to the guitar, and shows it.  Need a good place to eat?  Ask him.

ART WEISS, "The Tie Man" - Best dressed lawyer in town (watch out for BMT when he gets his license to practice!) - makes his money representing innocent criminals who happen to have names ending in vowels.